heyho
lots of spare time
humpty dumpty was pushed
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Post by heyho on May 18, 2005 10:14:50 GMT
dont everyone just love the simpsons?
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heyho
lots of spare time
humpty dumpty was pushed
Posts: 10
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Post by heyho on May 18, 2005 10:20:09 GMT
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on May 19, 2005 11:46:49 GMT
  hmm, whts my fav quote [Snake] 1...2...3...4,5,6...7,8..9,10, bye
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Post by purgatory on May 20, 2005 12:38:50 GMT
i can't quote from the simpsons.....  |
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Post by EvilOne on May 23, 2005 16:11:09 GMT
Points at alice "Ha Ha!"
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on May 24, 2005 18:29:07 GMT
Excellent
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Post by purgatory on May 25, 2005 7:45:49 GMT
[shadow=red,left,300]D'OH[/shadow]
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on May 25, 2005 8:20:52 GMT
why did i have the bowl bart
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Post by purgatory on Jun 6, 2005 11:34:12 GMT
WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL!!  |
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jun 14, 2005 10:21:02 GMT
Homer: lets go and smash that place with a base ball bat Lisa: that wont help dad, hey, we could go and get the confession from the place and prove to everybody that jebediah was a fraud Homer: yea, and we could smash the case with the baseball bat lisa: no base ball bats
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Post by purgatory on Jun 21, 2005 9:25:05 GMT
the teddy could be right in front of you! the mouldy...old...teddy!
Homer; mouldy....OLD! *gasp* i need food!!
(or somthing like that...twas funny
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Post by EvilOne on Jun 24, 2005 9:43:22 GMT
I've learnt that life is one crusing defeat after another until you wish Flanders was dead
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Tom
lots of spare time
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Post by Tom on Jun 24, 2005 13:47:24 GMT
Surley: Hey! Surley only looks out for one person, surley. Patty: Oh I'm sorry surley. Surley: Shut up. Lisa: And then she called me a PC thug! Homer: I know Lisa, I've been called a greasey thug too, and it never stopped hurting. So here's what were gonna do. We're gonna grease our selves up real good and smash the place up with baseball bats!!  |
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Post by EvilOne on Jun 30, 2005 16:43:41 GMT
Homer
Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the
Town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jun 30, 2005 17:23:46 GMT
Willy: Grease me up woman
no animal can out run a greased scotsman.
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