General rules of women

[purgatory]

here we go! here ladies/gentlemen/robots and undecidedsyou can post or look at general rules of women!....make them up or copy and post...do whatever you like!!

and as this is flirting....hello jade

and i object to being a "vertically inconvinienced person"! hehe

one rule of women: if we are short, it doesn't mean that we are inferior...it just means we can guilt trip you more easily! mwahahahaha

[Jibberandtwitch]

actually, i changed it, ur now a Vertically impeded person

i should run now
oh and i reckon 1 rule should be, theres no pleasing em
but one is very good when it comes 2
thats about all i have 2 say here

[purgatory]

u have a staff rom to do in ok!!...honestly..people in love eh?....[insert winky face here to show it was sarcasm]

[EvilOne]

Ok.... back onto the topic
1. "Maybe" means either; No, No way, Ha!, or in certain situations it may actually mean 'maybe'
2. "Yes" means Yes and/or No. Sometimes yes could mean 'maybe' (see above)
and
3. "No" means NO!, However we are known to change our minds and so it may sometimes mean 'maybe' (see number 1)

[Jibberandtwitch]

i couldnt agree more, lol

[purgatory]

[Jibberandtwitch]

why is it that there are so many diferent species of women, theres hardly 2 the same

[shordash]

i hate women, there is no such thing as the perfect girl.

To quote Jesse lacey (brand new)

"everyone who lives will someday die and die alone", then theres "love is a risk to always get hit out of no where by some wave and end up on your own"

theres about 100 other brand new quotes i could say but, meh cba

[Jibberandtwitch]

for some1 whos been out with so many girls you're surprisingly hypercritical of the fairer sex.

[shordash]

Ive gone out with many girls yes but ive also been hurt by the large majority of them, thats y i hate them, but im gettin over it now... i think