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Post by purgatory on May 22, 2005 9:58:48 GMT
do what it says in teh title my friends post bad or good jokes for us all to have a giggle at  |
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on May 25, 2005 8:09:54 GMT
3 blondes walk into bar, u'd think one of em would have seen it.
a dark haired girl is walkin along a railway track, saying '23, 23, 23, 23' with every step. a blonde comes up 2 her and says, 'can i join in' the brown haired girl says 'yea sure' so they both start walkin and counting. a train comes along and teh brown haired girl jumps out teh way and teh blonde just stands there and gets mowed down by teh train, the brown haired girl gets back on teh track and starts walkin and saying '24, 24, 24, 24'
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Post by purgatory on May 25, 2005 8:38:24 GMT
LOL!! what's the explaination for a blonde with two brain cells?... she's pregnant how can you tell a man has dumped a red head?.... ....you're at his funeral...  |
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Post by EvilOne on Jun 9, 2005 13:20:12 GMT
What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic.......
Someone who lies in bed all night wondering if there really is a DOG!
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Post by purgatory on Jun 14, 2005 16:29:43 GMT
lol!  |
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jun 16, 2005 18:52:06 GMT
;Dage
ive confirmed that as a spam post
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Post by purgatory on Jun 21, 2005 9:16:40 GMT
;Di have confirmed those two rpeated posts as spam posts!! here are some nasty MJ jokes the date for Micheal jackson's trial has been confirmed... his name is jimmy& he is 8 years old Harrison Ford, GwenythPaltrow (make up ur own stars to match teh joke but not MJ) and Micheal Jackson where on a charity plane flight with 40 children, when the plane catches on fire "Save the children!" cries Platrow "screw the children!" cries Ford "...have we really got that long?..." says jackson.... wrong but funny |
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jun 28, 2005 14:17:54 GMT
MAN: I'd do anything for an ice cream
ICE CREAM: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!!
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heyho
lots of spare time
humpty dumpty was pushed
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Post by heyho on Jul 6, 2005 12:12:10 GMT
whats the difference between micheal jackson and a plastic bag?
ones made of plastic and dangerous to children ........ and the other carrie groceries
(SORRY MICHEAL!!!!" i love micheal's music!!!
what did the policeman say to his belly?
youre under a vest
and also i know its not a joke but its for alice ..................
DAMN IT HARRY STOP TRYING TO BE A HERO!!!!!
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Post by purgatory on Jul 11, 2005 7:49:30 GMT
DAMN IT HARRY STOP TRYING TO BE A HERO ALL THE TIME!!! *squints and shakes fist* lol  what do you call three chavs on fire?.... blazin' squad!! what do you call a chav in a box?... innit!! what do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?... the bride
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Tom
lots of spare time
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Post by Tom on Jul 12, 2005 3:45:01 GMT
CHAV JOKES!!!
What do you call a chav still alive at the age of twentey
F***ing lucky!!
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Aug 4, 2005 11:54:11 GMT
whats the best way to kill a chav
very violently.
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