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Post by EvilOne on Jun 15, 2005 6:59:40 GMT
Bring out ya dead...... (Holy Grail)
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jun 16, 2005 18:59:34 GMT
somebody was gonna, so i tht it may as well b me, 'he's not the mesiah, he's a very naughty boy!'
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Post by purgatory on Jun 21, 2005 9:21:02 GMT
we are teh knights who say "NI!"
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Post by purgatory on Jun 21, 2005 9:21:55 GMT
Bring out ya dead...... (Holy Grail) "but i'm not dead yet! we are teh knights who say NI!!
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Post by EvilOne on Jun 24, 2005 9:37:34 GMT
NI!
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jun 30, 2005 17:28:48 GMT
RUN AWAY!!!!
brave sir robin ran away bravely ran awayaway when danger reared its ugly head he bravley turned his tail and fled yes brave sir robin turned about and galantly he chickened out bravlely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat brave of the braaave sir robin
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Post by Tom on Jul 1, 2005 1:10:22 GMT
I have to say my favorite bit is the one where sir Lancealot is running towards the castle. The action-packed and slightly repeatative sequence of him runnig is great!! :-D Lancealot runs in and brutally kills one of the gate guards. Second gate guard: Hey!
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Post by heyho on Jul 4, 2005 12:02:45 GMT
i like it when the black knight is fighting him and he gets his arms and legs cut off yet still tries ot fight 'Tis but a scratch The Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that. King Arthur: You'll what? The Black Knight: Come here. King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? The Black Knight: I'm invincible! King Arthur: You're a loony
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. Knight 2: NI. Other Knights: Shh... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm
What is your name? What is your quest? What is the capital of Assyria?
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!
Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Neeee-wommmm! A SHRUBBERY!!!!
Knights of the Round Table: We're knights of the round table, We dance whenever we're able, We do routines, and chorus scenes, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham, and jam, and ;Dspam a lot.
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt. Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: ...I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway
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Post by heyho on Jul 4, 2005 12:04:02 GMT
i think its so funny when lancelot runs into the castle and then kills everyone and when he goes up the stairs he brutally attacks!!!!! ...... the flowers on the wall
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Post by Jibberandtwitch on Jul 6, 2005 11:29:16 GMT
i havnt spoken for 20 years
.........its a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by heyho on Jul 6, 2005 12:01:57 GMT
i think this songs funny
Not Noel Coward: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. [singing] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back!
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Post by heyho on Jul 6, 2005 12:06:49 GMT
Grim Reaper: Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Children: Ohhhhh. Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments.
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum? Mandy: Stop thinking about sex! Brian: I wasn't! Mandy: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans. Brian: I do! Reg: Oh yeah, how much? Brian: A lot! Reg: Right, you're in
A line of prisoners files past a jailer.] Jailer: Crucifixion? Prisoner: Yes. Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner.] Crucifixion? Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually. Jailer: What? Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves] That showed 'em, huh?
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Brian: Now, fuck off! [silence] Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Brian: You are all individuals! The Crowd: We are all individuals! Brian: You have to be different! The Crowd: Yes, we are all different! Small lonely voice: I'm not!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them. Reg: But you can't have babies. Stan: Don't you oppress me. Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box? [Stan starts crying.] Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies. Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal? Matthias: No. Centurion: Crucifixion! Matthias: Oh. Centurion: Nasty, eh? Matthias: Could be worse. Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"? Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed. Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air. Centurion: You're weird!
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Post by purgatory on Jul 11, 2005 8:02:31 GMT
these quotes!!! (love the penis song too ::)lol) lilli, paida, sedef adn i got compared to monty pythin by year sevens in our performance!!!! so her!! your mother was a hamster and your fatehr smelt of elderberries!!
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Post by EvilOne on Jul 11, 2005 22:08:48 GMT
And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out thy Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thy counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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Post by dowdy on Oct 20, 2005 21:45:52 GMT
Sit on my Face - Monty Python Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs You blow me away.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play till we're blown away.
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